The other day while I was at work, one of the girls in my office came in to announce that she was ordering pizza for everyone.
She looked directly at me and said, “Don’t worry Beth, I know you’re vegetarian. We’ll get you a cheese pizza.”
I mean, SURE I love cheese pizza as much as the next guy. But why do people just assume that the vegetarians will be happy with a pizza topped with absolutely no vegetables at all?
I know this might be surprising to people, but I did not become a vegetarian just because I think meat is disgusting. It’s also because I FUCKING LIKE VEGETABLES!
YES, I love cheese. LOVE IT with my heart and soul. But I LOVE vegetables too. And fruits. And pizza. All the essentials.
So the next time you’re ordering a pizza for your vegetarian friend – maybe stop and think for a moment before just getting cheese. Because although the FDA has declared tomato sauce a “vegetable”, it just doesn’t cut it.
LOAD SOME VEGGIES ON THAT SHIT!!
I just decided what you’re going home and ordering tonight, didn’t I? Thank you Google Image Search for making people hungry with pictures.